This is a comical 7 stanza monologue poem from the Marvel movie “DeadPool 2” starring Ryan Reynolds.
In this monologue DEADPOOL, played by Ryan Reynolds, is humorously trying to talk COLOSSUS, played by Stefan Kapičić, into helping him to save RUSSELL, played by Julian Dennison from CABLE, played by Josh Brolin.
This humorous monologue poem is written in 7 end-rhymed stanzas of AAB, CCD, EEF, GGH, IIJ, KKL, MMN rhyme scheme which gives it a song like feel.
If I were to perform this monologue poem, I would speak it in a fast paced, comical, sing-song manner like a court jester and really emphasis the comedy. I may also add in some over the top comical gestures and facial expressions.
You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Colossus!
Look, I don’t deserve your
friendship or your
help. But this kid does.
And I’m not gonna bail on
him like everyone else. Oh, come on.
Any chance Pigeon Wings is available?
That’s just fine.
That’s fine.
No! You know what?
Doing
the right thing
is sometimes
messy and
fucked up, and
not particularly convenient!
So stay here in
Chateau de Virgin
while we go get our fuck on!
James Ivan 